<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Welcome to the dumping ground for all my random thoughts and strokes of genius. Tread carefully.

P.S. The title comes from a Dorothy Parker quote. “This is not a novel to be tossed lightly aside. It should be thrown with great force.”
Replace “novel” with just about anything else and you’ve got yourself some damn good words to live by.</description><title>Thrown with Great Force</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @snickerdoodle)</generator><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>lucinthesky:

(via emseesea)
HAHA
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku25at40By1qaqd3do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lucinthesky.tumblr.com/post/267895500/via-emseesea-haha" target="_blank"&gt;lucinthesky&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://emseesea.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;emseesea&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HAHA&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/267917248</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/267917248</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:30:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>natashaface:

Insanity Wolf Wednesday
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1fxqMVwK1qz71c2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://natashaface.tumblr.com/post/266646905/insanity-wolf-wednesday" target="_blank"&gt;natashaface&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Insanity Wolf Wednesday&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266649182</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266649182</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:56:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>GenevieveClare:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;If Barack cheats on Michelle, she’d probably push him off a cliff. He &lt;i&gt;knows &lt;/i&gt;better.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266648922</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266648922</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:56:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>kari-shma:

tylerknott:

My new tattoo, 2 hours after...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1lgckvjB1qz8rpeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kari-shma.tumblr.com/post/266638224/tylerknott-my-new-tattoo-2-hours-after" target="_blank"&gt;kari-shma&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tylerknott.com/post/266634232/my-new-tattoo-2-hours-after-completion-thats" target="_blank"&gt;tylerknott&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My new tattoo, 2 hours after completion.  That’s my handwriting :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Its perfect Ty and I’m sure your grandma will love it too when she sees it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOVE IT. My dad always says this to me when I’m upset (my coping skills aren’t always awesome). He’d flip if I got it tattooed on though&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266639785</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266639785</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:46:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ignore Tiger. Do It for the Kids.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/496245"&gt;Ignore Tiger. Do It for the Kids.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266579970</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266579970</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:41:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>adrienfield:

God Hates Ugly (Skirts)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku0octMq2A1qz9zt4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://adrienfield.tumblr.com/post/266078209/god-hates-ugly-skirts" target="_blank"&gt;adrienfield&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thefieldnotes.com/?p=2809" target="_blank"&gt;God Hates Ugly (Skirts)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266348464</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266348464</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:09:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>hello-therelove:

pieceofmymind:(via chocolate-cigarettes)

I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktyu7cVErl1qzty9ao1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hello-therelove.tumblr.com/post/266162972/pieceofmymind-via-chocolate-cigarettes" target="_blank"&gt;hello-therelove&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://pieceofmymind.tumblr.com/post/265679924/via-chocolate-cigarettes" target="_blank"&gt;pieceofmymind&lt;/a&gt;:(via &lt;a href="http://chocolate-cigarettes.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;chocolate-cigarettes&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know. Me neither.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266347025</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266347025</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 10:07:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"SOMEBODY THREW CANDY ALL OVER MY OFFICE"</title><description>“SOMEBODY THREW CANDY ALL OVER MY OFFICE”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Down the hall. I don’t really care, and I think you’re kinda crazy, so how bout not yelling like a banshee about it? Thanksssssss&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266323477</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/266323477</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:39:37 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>whiteglovesandpartymanners:

morewineplease:

they don’t make em...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktuixqz8s41qzgf5no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://whiteglovesandpartymanners.tumblr.com/post/265026422/morewineplease-they-dont-make-em-like-this" target="_blank"&gt;whiteglovesandpartymanners&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://morewineplease.tumblr.com/post/264983510/they-dont-make-em-like-this-anymore" target="_blank"&gt;morewineplease&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;they don’t make em like this anymore&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://aristobrat.tumblr.com/post/264977213/fairphantom-parachuteshark-howillogical-via" target="_blank"&gt;aristobrat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fairphantom.tumblr.com/post/264875722/parachuteshark-howillogical-via-rowanboat" target="_blank"&gt;fairphantom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://parachuteshark.tumblr.com/post/261378952/howillogical-via-rowanboat" target="_blank"&gt;parachuteshark&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://howillogical.tumblr.com/post/261378346/via-rowanboat" target="_blank"&gt;howillogical&lt;/a&gt;:(via &lt;a href="http://rowanboat.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;rowanboat&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Swooooon!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can say that again, you can say that again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/265121617</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/265121617</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:15:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>jordanreid:

Today, December 1st, is World AIDS Day.
Some ways...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktzgy89QRZ1qzmgozo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jordan.nonsociety.com/post/265067282/today-december-1st-is-world-aids-day-some" target="_blank"&gt;jordanreid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Today, December 1st, is &lt;a href="http://www.worldaidsday.org/" target="_blank"&gt;World AIDS Day&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some ways you can &lt;a href="http://www.hhs.gov/aidsawarenessdays/days/world/index.html#action" target="_blank"&gt;take action&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Get tested for HIV (I’ve been tested, and I encourage all of you to do the same). Go &lt;a href="http://www.nyc.gov/html/doh/html/std/std2.shtml" target="_blank"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; for a list of free and confidential NYC-area clinics.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Decide not to engage in high-risk behaviors and learn how to &lt;a href="http://www.gmhc.org/protect/protecting-yourself" target="_blank"&gt;protect yourself&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Talk about HIV prevention with family and friends.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- Provide support to people living with HIV/AIDS (go to the &lt;a href="http://www.gmhc.org/" target="_blank"&gt;GMHC&lt;/a&gt; website to learn how &lt;a href="http://www.gmhc.org/volunteer/volunteer-opportunities" target="_blank"&gt;get involved&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/265119447</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/265119447</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:12:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A case study in abortion funding - Federal employee forced to pay for her own medically necessary abortion</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/11/30/AR2009113004065.html"&gt;A case study in abortion funding - Federal employee forced to pay for her own medically necessary abortion&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This brought tears to my eyes, because sometimes when I get so incredibly angry at the injustices in this world, that’s how I react.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“D.J. Feldman was 11 weeks pregnant last year when she learned that her child had anencephaly, a fetal defect that left the baby with almost no brain. It is always fatal.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Feldman, a 41-year-old federal lawyer, and her husband had been trying for two years to have a baby. Sadly, her doctor “made it very clear I wasn’t to continue this pregnancy,” she said. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt; An abortion was medically necessary. She had little choice. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;But after the jolt of the diagnosis and the emotional pain of the procedure, Feldman was in for another shock — sticker shock. She thought her health insurance policy through the Federal Employees Health Benefits Program (FEHBP) would cover the $9,000 cost of the abortion. It didn’t. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;For Feldman, unlike many women who have abortion insurance coverage through private-sector employers, abortion coverage provided through her employer — the U.S. government — is illegal.”&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I realize there are probably other things I could say that would better argue my point, but I right now, the only thing that comes to mind is “This. Is. BULLSHIT.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I despise the FEHBP for putting this woman in that position. At least she had the $5,000 (bargained price) to pay for the procedure, but she shouldn’t have to. Medical research backed up her doctor’s argument that carrying the child to term would’ve endangered her health. And her insurance, and the federal government, couldn’t care less.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is not an instance of taxpayer money going toward the abortion of a healthy fetus just because someone was careless. This woman desperately wanted a baby. She didn’t want an abortion. She needed it to safeguard herself from the serious risks of carrying to term a baby with a defect that would be fatal shortly after birth.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The fact that this is the kind of society I live in makes me &lt;b&gt;so furious &lt;/b&gt;I can’t even think straight. I feel like I’m going to explode because all the anger and frustration and rage I feel cannot possibly fit inside my body.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/265074670</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/265074670</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:17:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>hello-therelove:

(via ache)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktwtcnlAsc1qzuhd2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hello-therelove.tumblr.com/post/264613619/via-ache" target="_blank"&gt;hello-therelove&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://ache.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;ache&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/264990250</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/264990250</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:36:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via fuckyeahhappy)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktz303ADhE1qzdr4go1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://fuckyeahhappy.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahhappy&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/264987699</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/264987699</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:33:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>kari-shma:

Beach Patio | via: House to Home
Perfect place for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktz9r6b1pM1qzpe8uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kari-shma.tumblr.com/post/264935394/beach-patio-via-house-to-home-perfect-place" target="_blank"&gt;kari-shma&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Beach Patio | via: &lt;a href="http://www.housetohome.co.uk/imageBank/b/beach-patio.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;House to Home&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Perfect place for breakfast and morning tea .. mmm&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/264983824</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/264983824</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:28:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

Heath was beautiful, in a rugged,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktiplsrb5S1qa1vdfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://whytheyrehot.com/post/263796780/why-hes-hot-heath-was-beautiful-in-a-rugged" target="_blank"&gt;whytheyrehot&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Why He’s Hot:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Heath was &lt;a href="http://3critical.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/heath-ledger-dead_l.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;beautiful&lt;/a&gt;, in a rugged, manly way. He was our Australian bad boy long before he played &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0277941/" target="_blank"&gt;Ned Kelly&lt;/a&gt;. All brooding and dark, you wanted to know what was going on in that head of his, behind those &lt;a href="http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-4/heath-ledger.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;intense dark eyes&lt;/a&gt;. And how hot was &lt;a href="http://www.insidesocal.com/outinhollywood/,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,heath23.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;dirty blonde hair&lt;/a&gt;, and the &lt;a href="http://blog.sanriotown.com/virtualrain:kuririnmail.com/files/2008/01/heath-ledger.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;crooked, sly smile&lt;/a&gt;? Oh, and &lt;a href="http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/heath-ledger-somber.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;The Scruff&lt;/a&gt;! &lt;i&gt;Heellloooo&lt;/i&gt; chin rash, sore lips and chaffed inner thighs.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;He was fucking brilliant. Many thought he was just a pretty face, but not us. We saw &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240510/" target="_blank"&gt;The Four Feathers&lt;/a&gt;. We remember &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0183790/" target="_blank"&gt;A Knight’s Tale&lt;/a&gt;. We weren’t surprised by his performance in &lt;a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/" target="_blank"&gt;Brokeback Mountain&lt;/a&gt; opposite &lt;a href="http://whytheyrehot.com/post/177571347/why-hes-hot-that-body-that-bo-day-oh-holy" target="_blank"&gt;Jake Gyllenhaal&lt;/a&gt; (titillated &lt;b&gt;yes&lt;/b&gt;, surprised, no). We saw how great he was all along and when everyone else got on board the Heath Ledger train? We’d already taken our seats and were wondering what kept them.&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;He was a &lt;a href="http://hollywoodismyhood.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/heath-and-matilda.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;devoted daddy&lt;/a&gt;. Even if you don’t like kids, not only could &lt;a href="http://heathledger.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10002/normal_H_Ledger_004.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;this adorable little thing&lt;/a&gt; make you change your mind, but you know there’s no better combination of sexy and sweet than a man who loves his baby. &lt;a href="http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7161/heathgalleryzy2.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;And he did&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Wait, wait, lets go back to his talent. Did you see The Dark Knight? No? Well, here’s &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHWe_bsHdCs" target="_blank"&gt;the condensed version&lt;/a&gt;. Now - you see it, right? The brilliance? He deserved that fucking Oscar, and you shut your fucking mouth if you disagree. You’d be his Harley Quinn in a heartbeat, you know it. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6XGUhzfutc" target="_blank"&gt;Remember this&lt;/a&gt;? God knows &lt;a href="http://whytheyrehot.com/post/220494397/why-shes-hot-1-shes-got-beauty-and" target="_blank"&gt;Julia Stiles&lt;/a&gt; said everything you felt by the end of that movie. &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84e0HYgo_eU" target="_blank"&gt;She spoke for us all&lt;/a&gt;. *sigh* &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/263801487</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/263801487</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:07:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A Good Partner.</title><description>Roy: I know times have changed, but a man is still a man.  And you deserve to have your  wife respect you.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Tom: She respects me plenty Roy.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Here's the thing you have to understand about Lynette. She grew up without her Dad. Her mom was a drinker so she had to be responsible for everyone.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Roy: Well, that's rough.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Tom: Yeah.  It left her with this constant fear that everything could suddenly fall apart. And that's why she needs to control everything. Of course she can't, no body can, but she can control me.  If I let her.  So I do.  Because it makes her feel safe. And that is my job as her husband.  To make her feel safe.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Roy:  You're a good man Scavo.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Tom:  I try.</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/263711184</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/263711184</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:22:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>skysignal:

icanread: (by nostalgicbliss)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktwq79mFfA1qzr04eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://skysignal.tumblr.com/post/263494955/icanread-by-nostalgicbliss" target="_blank"&gt;skysignal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://icanread.tumblr.com/post/263490950/by-nostalgicbliss" target="_blank"&gt;icanread&lt;/a&gt;: (by &lt;a href="http://nostalgicbliss.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;nostalgicbliss&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/263697822</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/263697822</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:06:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>10 Things You Don't Know About Women</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://elizabethanne.tumblr.com/post/263641012/10-things-you-dont-know-about-women" target="_blank"&gt;elizabethanne&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://elizablr.tumblr.com/post/263605092/10-things-you-dont-know-about-women" target="_blank"&gt;elizablr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://srsly.tumblr.com/post/263195725/10-things-you-dont-know-about-women" target="_blank"&gt;srsly&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;1.&lt;/b&gt; We always notice your shoes. Not because we’re judging your size by theirs (although there is some merit to that) but because we’re wary of anything adorned with buckles, tassels, or faux leather stripes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;2.&lt;/b&gt; When we say, “Just tell me the truth. I won’t get mad,” we’re totally lying.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;3.&lt;/b&gt; If you won’t hold our hands in public, we won’t blow you in private.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;4.&lt;/b&gt; Yes, we would sleep with your best friend.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;5.&lt;/b&gt; And yes, we too are afraid you’re going to lose your hair.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;6.&lt;/b&gt; Cologne is for frat boys. Showers are for men.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;7.&lt;/b&gt; If you’re dating a woman over thirty, she will have envisioned your wedding halfway through the first date — even if it’s going horribly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;8.&lt;/b&gt; Don’t be a pussy: A text message, e-mail, or instant message does not replace a phone call.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;9.&lt;/b&gt; Nothing is less sexy than a man who counts his carbs. Skip the gym and work it out in bed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;10.&lt;/b&gt; If &lt;i&gt;I&lt;/i&gt; have to ask for it, go fuck yourself.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.esquire.com/women/10-things-you-dont-know-about-women/ESQ0905-ESQ0805TENTHINGS_132?click=main_sr" target="_blank"&gt;via Esquire.com&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;a href="http://www.esquire.com/women/10-things-you-dont-know-about-women/ESQ0905-ESQ0805TENTHINGS_132?click=main_sr" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have to say, I agree with most of these. Not seven. But that’s because I’m only 20.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Men, it’s true - pay attention to your shoes because we do.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/263682468</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/263682468</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:48:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today."</title><description>“Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mark Twain&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Happy birthday, Mr. Twain. You quotatious man.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.lifelovepursuit.com/" target="_blank"&gt;mascarah&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/263679703</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/263679703</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:44:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Last-Minute TD</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/493700"&gt;Last-Minute TD&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/261876505</link><guid>http://snickerdoodle.tumblr.com/post/261876505</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 04:07:32 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
