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100 Boyfriend Qualities | The Frisky

I’ve (maybe?) learned my lesson so interested applicants should pay close attention to numbers 1, 13, 19, 34-36, 44-49, 51, 59, 67-70, 77, 78, 80-85, 92-95. 

2008.11.17  2:10pm  

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  1. sarahkristenn reblogged this from jessicachu
  2. tumblndice reblogged this from nicepants and added:
    Fuckin-A, man. Can’t even make it...7. Then the “will be tall” part was just rubbing it...
  3. coolerthanthat reblogged this from hellofriend and added:
    Can’t wait for the inevitable response, a la “No Pigeons.”
  4. nicepants reblogged this from hellofriend and added:
    scrape my brain out
  5. dianeli reblogged this from jessicachu
  6. tikayiyay reblogged this from carmenmariah
  7. shaunbwilson reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    Let me get this straight… one of the things that snickerdoodle proposes every woman deserves is a man that is tall?
  8. ryanluce reblogged this from trainwrecks and added:
    It’s ryanluce humor, it’s more sardonic...sarcastic. But undescribable. Follow
  9. hellofriend reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    awesome. Seriously. Every female should, as...post says, “print this bad boy out, tack...
  10. teenageaunt reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    I’d be lying if a good percentage of these apply to the next boy. I chuckle everytime I come upon one that the ex needs...
  11. carmenmariah reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    Should I really expect my boyfriend to possess...I don’t even possess? Yeah, I pretty much...
  12. everythingbut reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    These are generally fair points, but there’s room for superficial inconsistency if you’re together long enough or often...
  13. squirrelly reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    63 - Yes. 88 - Ew.
  14. crowth reblogged this from thesophie and added:
    There’s 30 good reasons...remain single…
  15. moamy reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    Actually, the perfect guy would build that skeeball lane and let you win your engagement ring with a big stack of...
  16. dazzlingdelta reblogged this from mustanghalle and added:
    i like short guys. who the fuck cares?
  17. thesophie reblogged this from peterwknox and added:
    I’m not so neurotic...whatever she-witch write this list. Still,
  18. lizlet reblogged this from mdfsmash and added:
    Yeah, I think I just want the skeeball lane. And maybe one of those plastic rings that cost 100 tickets at your finer...
  19. mdfsmash reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    Can I have both?
  20. laidbare reblogged this from peterwknox
  21. peterwknox reblogged this from jesssica and added:
    leeshiebean:robot-heart:snickerdoodle...Ok, everyone’s reblogging this, and yes, there are...
  22. katoleary reblogged this from robot-heart and added:
    Ca- can’t it be both? We are in a skee-ball league, so maybe the skee-ball lane would be a better investment. But it...
  23. mustanghalle reblogged this from sarahchristine and added:
    i still don’t see what everyone’s problem is with short guys. I don’t think a tall man is something you “deserve”,...
  24. awkwardcity reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    I don’t mean to be snide, or self-congratulatory or anything...sort since I’m actually a...
  25. bryanboova reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    Imagine how much better it would be for whomever the emotionally challenged, non-self validating person that came up...
  26. sarahchristine reblogged this from jessicachu and added:
    Not to be difficult, but not everybody deserves all...awesome going on yourself. You get
  27. beautifulyou reblogged this from jessicachu
  28. jessicachu reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:
    A list of 100 qualities that your next boyfriend/significant other would have compiled into one master list. Seriously...
  29. debacle reblogged this from leeshiebean and added:
    these. But I honestly do not think a single man exists out there with all...these...
  30. jesssica reblogged this from leeshiebean and added:
    robot-heart:snickerdoodle These are
  31. jilllian reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    “perfect” man and expect him to land on your doorstep. Yes, we all, men and women both, make our little lists of desired...
  32. katieschenk reblogged this from soupsoup and added:
    I haven’t read this yet, but I would much rather have a skeeball lane. I mean, really. Come on. If some guy blindfolded...
  33. shorterexcerpts reblogged this from baxterp2 and added:
    As objectively as I can, I think I pass over 70% of those easily. The “good with money” and “be more satisfied with his...
  34. catnoises reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:
    Strikethrough-I don’t agree./Doesn’t matter. Normal-Agree. Bold-Hardcore Agree. My Next Boyfriend… 1. …will not cheat on...
  35. soupsoup reblogged this from trainwrecks and added:
    I’d prefer the skeeball lane, if thats cool with her.
  36. leeshiebean reblogged this from robot-heart and added:
    Jon and I just read through the whole list together. Man, I’m lucky I found him before some other girl scooped him up....
  37. baxterp2 reblogged this from trainwrecks and added:
    Can I have Buckhunter instead?
  38. oooohindiekid reblogged this from ryanluce and added:
    Yes, but take into account who’s actually writing that shit. We all know the “writers” at The Frisky are a bunch of vain...
  39. missworld reblogged this from trainwrecks and added:
    Holy shit…all in one man? Lemme know if you find him ‘cause this is a Judd Apatow movie waiting to happen. I am wary of...
  40. ryanluce reblogged this from trainwrecks and added:
    Straight up. Lets be honest. Diamond ring, which basically is a guarantee your ass won’t be gettin any vag through...
  41. robot-heart reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:
    snickerdoodle For Kellen:...Although the whole thing is pretty good.
  42. daysgobye reblogged this from snickerdoodle and added:
    #6!!! Thanks ex-boyfriend for getting high before our dates…
  43. snickerdoodle posted this
      
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