Welcome to the dumping ground for all my random thoughts and strokes of genius. Tread carefully.
P.S. The title comes from a Dorothy Parker quote. "This is not a novel to be tossed lightly aside. It should be thrown with great force."
Replace "novel" with just about anything else and you've got yourself some damn good words to live by.
I’ve (maybe?) learned my lesson so interested applicants should pay close attention to numbers 1, 13, 19, 34-36, 44-49, 51, 59, 67-70, 77, 78, 80-85, 92-95.
Fuckin-A, man. Can’t even make it...7. Then the “will be tall” part was just rubbing it...
Can’t wait for the inevitable response, a la “No Pigeons.”
scrape my brain out
Let me get this straight… one of the things that snickerdoodle proposes every woman deserves is a man that is tall?
awesome. Seriously. Every female should, as...post says, “print this bad boy out, tack...
I’d be lying if a good percentage of these apply to the next boy. I chuckle everytime I come upon one that the ex needs...
Should I really expect my boyfriend to possess...I don’t even possess? Yeah, I pretty much...
These are generally fair points, but there’s room for superficial inconsistency if you’re together long enough or often...
63 - Yes. 88 - Ew.
There’s 30 good reasons...remain single…
Actually, the perfect guy would build that skeeball lane and let you win your engagement ring with a big stack of...
i like short guys. who the fuck cares?
I’m not so neurotic...whatever she-witch write this list. Still,
Yeah, I think I just want the skeeball lane. And maybe one of those plastic rings that cost 100 tickets at your finer...
Can I have both?
leeshiebean:robot-heart:snickerdoodle...Ok, everyone’s reblogging this, and yes, there are...
i still don’t see what everyone’s problem is with short guys. I don’t think a tall man is something you “deserve”,...
I don’t mean to be snide, or self-congratulatory or anything...sort since I’m actually a...
Imagine how much better it would be for whomever the emotionally challenged, non-self validating person that came up...
Not to be difficult, but not everybody deserves all...awesome going on yourself. You get
A list of 100 qualities that your next boyfriend/significant other would have compiled into one master list. Seriously...
I haven’t read this yet, but I would much rather have a skeeball lane. I mean, really. Come on. If some guy blindfolded...
As objectively as I can, I think I pass over 70% of those easily. The “good with money” and “be more satisfied with his...
Strikethrough-I don’t agree./Doesn’t matter. Normal-Agree. Bold-Hardcore Agree. My Next Boyfriend… 1. …will not cheat on...