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P.S. The title comes from a Dorothy Parker quote. "This is not a novel to be tossed lightly aside. It should be thrown with great force."
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dealbreaker: You Dumped Me No, I don’t want to help you move, assemble an end table, or even go to a romantic bed and breakfast with you. We are not together, that’s why! You dumped me because you didn’t want to see or talk to me anymore, remember? Because it wasn’t “working for you anymore?” Well, this little see-saw you call an arrangement isn’t exactly working for me either, darling. I appreciate you throwing some emotional and poorly timed sex my way, though. While it’s happening, I am not even thinking about “us,” and it’s great. Although, I know that as soon as it ends, you’ll tell me that if I stay it’ll become “too real.” The phrase “confusing gray area” always sounds better when you’re naked. Look, this isn’t a revolving door. I’m the bouncer at this club from now on, and I say no re-entry. You’re either in or out, and “out” means I’m not feeding your fish anymore. Yah.

dealbreaker:

You Dumped Me

No, I don’t want to help you move, assemble an end table, or even go to a romantic bed and breakfast with you. We are not together, that’s why! You dumped me because you didn’t want to see or talk to me anymore, remember? Because it wasn’t “working for you anymore?” Well, this little see-saw you call an arrangement isn’t exactly working for me either, darling. I appreciate you throwing some emotional and poorly timed sex my way, though. While it’s happening, I am not even thinking about “us,” and it’s great. Although, I know that as soon as it ends, you’ll tell me that if I stay it’ll become “too real.” The phrase “confusing gray area” always sounds better when you’re naked. Look, this isn’t a revolving door. I’m the bouncer at this club from now on, and I say no re-entry. You’re either in or out, and “out” means I’m not feeding your fish anymore.

Yah.

2009.11.06  2:30pm  ∞

Post Notes

  1. cheko reblogged this from actuallyimandrea and added:
    all i remember is you climbed in a garbage bin and said you were trashed
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    This is so familiar.
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    HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SAY THIS FOR YEARS.
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    photo is what really makes this.
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    10000000000% right now)
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    cuddle, ‘cause
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