I came across this link on Twitter last night, the link with “SHOCKING” and “WOW” attached to it depending on who’d posted it.

Really?

We’re shocked by this?

I read it and thought “Yeah, duh.” Are there seriously people out there who really, truly don’t believe this kind of thing is going on? Or am I just cynical and jaded?

The most surprising thing, I guess, is that this dude came out with it.

Oh, and this:

“I tried to get can’t-miss NFL left tackle prospect Jonathan Ogden as a client, but he wouldn’t take my money. He did, however, go with me to a Janet Jackson concert. My girlfriend got two tickets, and I told her, “Sorry, I need those tickets for J.O. He’s a big Janet Jackson fan.” Instead of going to the concert with my girlfriend, I went with a 6’9” guy who weighed more than 300 pounds and who screamed “Janet!” the whole night like a teenage girl.”

Who knew J.O. was a Janet fan??