Remember how I was sooooooo happy yesterday about my friends trying to set me up with guys? (In case you do not remember and are too lazy to click the link I just put there for you, you should know that the above statement was sarcasm.)
It happened again, so that means different friends have attempted to set me up with 3 different guys within the last week and a half. I mean, really.
I don’t need to be set up. If I can’t manage to find time to unpack a suitcase within three weeks of returning from a trip, do yall really think I have time to get to know some dude I don’t even know if I’m remotely interested in?
I appreciate my friends looking out for me (although let’s face it, sometimes it’s really just because they don’t know what to do about their boyfriend’s random annoying friend always hanging around) but I don’t need/want to date anyone right now.
I don’t know who put the “Pathetic Single Girl” sign on my back, but consider it officially replaced with a “I Don’t Have Time To Date and Do Not Want Your Scrubs Anyway” sign.
**Note: This does not apply to gorgeous surfer boys, movie stars, hot athletes in tight pants, etc. Feel free to send any and all of those my way.
