Welcome to the dumping ground for all my random thoughts and strokes of genius. Tread carefully.
P.S. The title comes from a Dorothy Parker quote. "This is not a novel to be tossed lightly aside. It should be thrown with great force."
Replace "novel" with just about anything else and you've got yourself some damn good words to live by.
What if James Franco hasn’t hit his physical peak?
All of the most attractive men are those who reach their apex between 35 and 45. It’s true. Ask any woman. There’s probably some deep-seeded psychological reasoning behind this. Ask Freud. AskFreud.com or something, I don’t know. (AskFreud.com should be a website where you ask why you’re attracted to certain types or fetishes and then you hit “enter” and you’re presented with a picture of your mother’s vagina or something.)
Johnny Depp at age 20 is a fucking gremlin compared to Johnny Depp at 42. Brad Pitt was in his prime at age 40 (46, however, has him showing signs of aging). George Clooney gets sexier as time goes on like some sort of mythical beast.
I’m really excited to see where James Franco takes his face over the next 20 years. I think it’s going to do good things.
This logic just totally blew my mind. James Franco is the love of my life. #franco face watch is so on
truer words couldnt
Is this an edition of “I want oldies to hold me”?
TRUE. It all depends. I think James Franco has hit his peak already. (But he’s still cuuuuute.)
Robert Downey Jr. anyone?