December 2009
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The Relationship Talk
I’m bad at talking - like, serious talks with the people with whom I really need to have those talks. I don’t start relationship talks, and I don’t usually contribute anything constructive if someone else starts it. If I’m already in a relationship, and there’s a problem, I usually sweep it under the rug. If I try to talk about it, it all comes out wrong.
In fact, a...
If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire,...
– ~ Robert Fulghum (via gatekeeper:elizablr)
Favorite author of all time.
(via lizlemon)
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A Prophylactic Story
I was home (at my parents’) over the weekend, hiding from a snowstorm & getting ready for Christmas. As I was trying to shove some presents back in my closet so no one would find them, I noticed a brown paper bag sitting pretty much right in the middle of everything.
What was in it, you wonder?
The stash of condoms from college I didn’t realize I had.
I don’t know how good...
He’s going to help you weed him out of your life
– My girlfriends are the best.
And they’re always so right.
And I typed this as Mary Louise Parker (star of Weeds) was being introduced on Chelsea Lately. So there.
Capricorns: Fun Facts →
This is me! Highlights!:
Considered the most serious-minded of the signs, the Capricorn possesses an independence that allows for considerable progress both personally and on the job.
Combining a strong wit and a love of humor, the Capricorn makes terrific company for those they choose as friends. They will surround themselves with people who are honest, loyal, and like-minded when it comes to...
It’s a good thing we don’t know the next chapter in our story.
– Hollee’s grandmom
What’s missing from your Life is what you’re not bringing to it.
– The Daily Love (via thoughtsonasunday)
When you’re a kid, it’s simple. Christmas is magic. It’s a time of miracles,...
– The Wonder Years (via littlemiss) (via tlc) (via kathlellen)
Yup yup
This is currently around my neck. →
elizabethanne:
I love it. The little blue box that it came in was my very first one. It was magical. I didn’t want to open it because it was wrapped perfectly with a big white bow.
Beautiful! When I got my first little blue box, I couldn’t wait to rip that bow off, I was so excited. It mostly stays in a drawer these days, but I still treasure it.
When life hands you a cheating tiger, rebound with a puma.
– Celeb Career Thermometer | www.nicolewilliams.com
Nicole Williams on Elin Nordegren’s potential deal with Puma
Top 5: Passive-Aggressive Gifts For Your Frenemy... →
Hilarious.
This is why I read SheFinds.
itsamazing:
“Hard” (official video) by Rihanna ft. Jeezy
Premiered just now on MTV. SO sick. She’s right.. “That Rihanna reign just won’t let up..”
No lie. I would go to war if Rihanna was my commander in chief..
Fierce is pretty much the only word I have for her. No pants + fab lipstick = my hero.
10 things your parents never told you about...
lizlemon:
losingweightinthecity:kmaverick:week2weekend:likeneelyohara:
1. everyone is a resource, steal knowledge whenever possible. 2. manipulation is not only an art form but an essential and invaluable life skill. practice helps you understand the human perspective. 3. experience as much as possible. you never know if you’ll like a finger in your ass until you try. 4. never finish your...
A lot of people are probably coming up with resolutions now for the new year....
– Twenty Something: The Oughties in Review (via robot-heart)
And you will find no fear here, in unkind words or the hardness of others.
And...
– via: i wrote this for you (via kari-shma)
Aaron E. Carroll: A Public Option Tree in the... →
Love it when my Fbk friends post useful things.
For people, like me, who can sometimes be lax about paying attention to things like What Is Going On In The World, this gives a good, basic, rundown of what the health care reform bills will do, in pretty much Real Person Speak. You don’t have to decipher too much and then you can make your own decision re: How You Feel about the matter...
…I really want to believe people are capable of being monogamous and that...
– real talk by Jenna
I said it a few weeks ago y’all. Monogomy isn’t for everyone. I get it. But if you aren’t down with monogamy, don’t pretend like you are. It’s ok if you’re not. But for the love of Baby Jesus, do not marry someone then act like it ain’t no thang but a chicken wang when you go and...
Principles of Life:
kari-shma:
(via: Amazing Posts)
Winning isn’t everything but wanting to win is.
You would achieve more, if you don’t mind who gets the credit.
When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
Don’t fight too much or the enemy will know your art of war.
The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.
If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for everything.
If you do...
Lala Song Player - Already Home by Marc Cohn →
Pete Carroll’s Song of the Day on Twitter. It’s pretty great.
I just want to cry every second, I feel like my world is over.
– Kim Kardashian on her break-up with Reggie Bush
I know exactly how she feels.
(via junglejustine)
Same. I never thought I’d say this, but I really love Kim Kardashian. She comes across as impressively professional, but also surprisingly candid. Also, pretty levelheaded and relatable.
I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the...
– Shana Abé (via kari-shma)
People come into your life and people leave it… you just have to trust that life...
– Orlando Bloom (via fuckyeahhappy)
We should stop being shocked when male athletes – or politicians, or movie stars...
– Sarah Churchwell (via gauntlet)
I am somewhat better with words than my wife is; she is infinitely better with...
– Modern Love - A Joint Account That Underwrites Our Marriage - NYTimes.com
Ok, this week’s Modern Love is really great. I didn’t even post the parts about infertility and it relating to gay-marriage laws. But the whole thing is worthy.
(via peterwknox)