So. Uh. Should I forego the Max costume?
Or is it ok if I just forego the playground while I’m wearing it?
TFLN: (607): You act like I was drinking alone…I had the entire Verizon network with me
Matt Barkley on the QB sweep + QB sneak plays against Oregon State. Ha love it.
There might not be a good way to ask, so I’ll just go ahead and offer up my closet for all my friends’ Halloween needs.
When I was bummed about not being able to attend an event for which I’d bought a hot little outfit, a friend suggested I wear it for something else. “Like what?” I asked (when that many embellishments are involved, you gotta be careful about where you choose to wear them). “Halloween?” she suggested.
Aight, it wouldn’t be the first time I dove into my closet and came out with a costume but still, I have higher aspirations for that outfit. But that’s not to say I wouldn’t try to find something else suitable for Halloween.
For example, I pretty much hate having to come up with costumes so I was glad not to have Halloween plans this year. But then I remembered potential day-before-Halloween plans that require a costume. First thought: Guess I can’t go. Second thought: OR! I could wear my sequin leggings and off-the-shoulder top and put my hair in a side pony and go 80s. (Note: This is the same outfit I put on to wear out - totally for real - last weekend. My parents laughed nervously when they saw me, and my dad told me my hair needed to be bigger.)
Verizon Env-2. Person who keeps calling/texting spam after I informed them they had the wrong number. Can’t find anything in any menu that looks like “Block caller” - help plz!
Coworker on the phone.
When he gets off the phone, I feel like I should ask what THE greatest feeling in the world is. But I’m not sure I want to hear his answer….
Commissioner Mike Slive said on Monday in a statement released by the league that Kiffin violated the Southeastern Conference code of ethics.
Kiffin complained Sunday that officials failed to penalize Alabama’s Terrence Cody for unsportsmanlike conduct when the defensive lineman removed and threw his helmet after blocking a field goal on the last play of Alabama’s 12-10 victory Saturday.” —
I’ve said it before (about the NFL) and I’ll say it now: I despise the policies that prevent coaches & players from speaking up about poor officiating.
1. For once, I don’t think there was anything wrong with what Krazy Kiffin said.
2. If we’re going according to the strictest of rules, Cody’s helmet toss was way more unsportsmanlike than some of the stuff that drew unsportsmanlike calls during the Georgia-LSU game.
3. It’s not like the SEC officials have actually been doing a good job this year. They’ve actually kind of sucked. Maybe instead of issuing warnings to coaches, Commissioner Slive should schedule some ref workshops so crappy calls (and non-calls) don’t happen.
He was really lethargic yesterday and today but when I went to go pet him this morning he purred for me and let me scratch his belly. I hope he knew how much I loved him.
So so sorry to hear about your loss. I’m sure he knew how much you loved him - if all of us on the Internet who’ve never met you could tell, I’m sure Butters knew it even more. Hang in there.
Kevin Bacon via Josh Duhamel via Women’s Health
THIS. THANK YOU.
Coupled people and parent people often treat singledom like it’s a phase everyone should be aspiring to escape from asap. Please. PLEASE. The last 6 months - spent super single - were some of the most fun times of my entire life. Why on earth would I trade any of that for having to check in with someone who leaves his leg hair on my 500-thread count sheets?? (P.S. I wouldn’t)
Typically, I go through phases of realllllly wanting someone to snuggle with every night or being all “Fuck guys, I just wanna dance!” I’m not quite as opposed to the idea of a relationship as I was over the summer but…..commitment still scares the shit outta me.