Thrown with Great Force

reallykatie:

sparkleneelysparkle:

ok.

I kinda really need this.

KATIEBLAHA: I thought of you when I saw this.

I saw the SportsCenter blurb about her and I can attest that she did have a huge smile for most of the clips they showed. 

So I know the smile to which this caption refers BUT I just wanted to point out that if you refer to an “omnipresent smile” in the caption, you might want to run a photo where she’s ACTUALLY SMILING. 

allthingsalishan:

I like fishes cause they’re so delicious! Gone Goldfishin’*

I have been known to fuck these crackers up. Straight up eat an entire bag in one sitting. This may have something to do with why my pants don’t fit anymore. I only mess around with the cheddar and original though. I don’t like fancy shit**

*Yes, I did have to google the end of that lyric. I thought it was “gotta go fishin”

**that’s kind of a lie. I love fancy shit. Just not fancy crackers.

I thought it was “gotta go fishin’” too! And I also stick with Original, or Cheddar if they’re Baby G’s. Sometimes, though, I just craaaaaave the Pretzel ones. YUM. 

My roommate freshman year of college gave me a Goldfish bag clip, with the smiley fish and the logo, just the right size of a Goldfish bag….guess I ate them a lot! (I too can kill a whole bag at once. That’s why I don’t go near those enormous boxes some of my guy friends stockpiled. Give me one of those and then we can chat about pants not fitting.)

havent-got-a-prayer:

mikeandryan:

Maybe everyone really is born with another half. Somewhere, someone holds that piece of you—just as you hold a piece of them. 

Maybe fate exists to bring those two people together…like magnets. No matter where in the world they are, those two individuals are drawn to each other. Their choices and their mistakes all work together, in a perfect unfathomable plan, to bring those two hearts together so that they can finally be complete. 

I believe that love will find those who are truly open to it. Trust that maybe, just maybe, there is an order to it all. Trust that you will end up EXACTLY where you are meant to be, with EXACTLY who you are meant to be with. It may not happen on your time, but it will happen EXACTLY when it should.

-Mike

katoleary:

We’ve been on the run,
Driving in the sun,
Looking out for number one

I would really like to be living here at this time next year.

Me too, I think.

allthingsalishan:

She is so lovely. She looks like she misses cookies and cheeseburgers, but she is still lovely.

Reese Witherspoon. InStyle, Nov 2009.

viahautelikecouture

<3

shiningstar:

apsies:

“The other day, Kate showed her some gold-colored sneakers thinking she might like to wear them, and she looked at them and said, ‘Oh mommy, these are lovely, but they’re boy shoes.”

—Tom Cruise on Suri’s penchant for heels

I’m more convinced than ever that Suri really is writing The Diary of Suri Cruise

The heels! The pigtails! Omgggggggggg soooooo cute

robot-heart:

vannehlu:moleskina:flickflickflicker:brokenheartstwistedminds:michelleneedsalife:-ohthehumanity:tothesoundsof:qenanatal:(via squarethecircle

Clock I DO NOT need. Because that’s pretty much what mine already looks like.

bowlingalleylawyer:

marlasingerkindagirl:trueobsession:vividplume:(via carlacruz)

6 & 8 baby… 6 & 8…..

Lol. Nah. 1, 3, & 5

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You’re “Bad At Relationships”

Everyone has something they’re self conscious of,  but do you really want to start telling me how you have ruined your past two relationships on our second date? Or how jaded you are when it comes to dating in general?

I wonder if you go into job interviews and go down the list of all the reasons why they shouldn’t hire you, and then complain about how you can’t get a job.

I guess I’m lucky enough to hear it this early and dodge the bullet.  And it sucks because I was getting excited about you, but I don’t want an experiment. Breaking up sucks. Dating is hard. But I’m not going to order something on a menu if the waiter is standing there telling me how it’s going to be a pain to eat, and will probably give me diarrhea in the end.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by The Essential Man

I’m bad at relationships!

And I tend to be more forthcoming with that information when I’m talking to someone with whom I definitely have no interest in ever being in a relationship.